There's arcing? I wonder why?

Trouble with those breakers tripping...let's take them out!

How about a light in the shower?

Missed it by a foot, use a bunch of spare electrical boxes!

I wonder if there is room for one more wire??? . . . NOT!

Do you think an extension cord would have been better?

Quality Plumbing Contractors

Darn, the ceiling was too low by a foot...

No place to put the sink? Then put it in the shower!

Innovation #1: Long flexible elbow.

Do you call a plumber or an electrician?

There's room....so let's put the u-trap here.

Leaky drain and you're out of duct tape? Use electrical tape.

The trap is there...just turn your head sideways.

Innovation #2: An upside-down, sideways trap!

Innovation #3, a side-ways elbow!

The first valve couldn't shut off the water so let's put in a second one.

If one elbow is good, why not put two?

Generally Stupid General Contractors

Eventually it will be a concrete wall with weeping holes.

The down spout can't handle the heavy rain...so let's help it.

Maybe I should have bought some shorter nails?

How do you install an attic vent fan? It requires the following
parts: drywall, sheet metal, fiberglass, battery, wire ties,
electrical tape, duct tape, and nails!

If these can hold you up, then why not your awning?

Off a few inches, just use scrap wood to hold the main joist.

Can't mount it on the roof....so let's stick it in the venting pipe.

Adjustable bracket for any angle!

Contractor of the Year Nominees

Makes pulling into the garage an adventure

Watch the last step, it's a real doozy

At least we'll know if someone steals the TV

For those who need a window before they get their V-8

And exactly how do you get onto this balcony?

Nice balcony, just watch out of that morning train while you enjoy your coffee

If they made the holes in the balconies larger, they could use it as a fireman's pole like emergency exit

Nothing says come on in and enjoy the show like a solid wall

Midgets everywhere are picketing for lower ATM machines

And how do you get from one set of stairs to the next?

And the Winner Is:

Cause we all know how much guys like to share a urinal